Why buy a condo in Florida when you can own a melted glacier in the new 51st State?
Time Until Official Acquisition
*Waiting for the wire transfer to clear...
With global warming, your beachfront property in Nuuk will soon have tropical weather. Buy low, sell hot.
Protected by the Space Force. We guarantee zero viking raids or your taxes back.
Designing the world's first 18-hole course on permafrost. Note: Orange balls required for visibility.
Wear the acquisition. Support the expansion.
"Under New Management. Est 2026." The ultimate flex for the real estate connoisseur.
Make the Arctic Hot Again. Vintage 50s aesthetic for the modern patriot.
Operation Green Buy. Semper Fi-nancial. Join the winning team.
"I used to live in a quiet snowy town. Now I live in a strategic military asset. The property value just went nuclear!"— John Doe, Future Mayor of Nuuk City